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Tuesday 27 January 2009

My treasured follower

The blog that was once quiet and calm
Suddenly came to the fore with its ultimate charm
I had a follower to make my day
A sarcastic taunt directed the way...

Slow and steady, the realizations dawned
I knew for sure it was an ultra special bond
Someone unknown was stalking my blog
I knew ahead lay more of a slog...

Witty taunts, downright comments were ruling the roost
This 183 centimeters fellow from Bangalore acted to be a real boost
He was keen to read every word of mine
Without being paid a single penny for sparing his time...

Men are these inert species who aren’t expected to react
But this man by chance knew the trick and the tact
He spoke of beauty through math’s and art
Delighted me, even after him being an engineer at heart...

He’s one heck of a techno geek
And without any doubt a total star trek freak
He writes once in a blue moon
His comments in the day keep me thinking till noon...

As if to comment on the blogs of this LEO....
God had sent this one and only NEO!

Sorry Neo for such a poor piece of literature but I wanted to pen down something like poetry for YOU.....Take Care....hope I’ve left smiles behind..!!!

Wednesday 21 January 2009

It's a SHE...

God once dropped a big box on Earth and I found it....I opened it....Whatever inside is a secret no more!


It’s been little over eighteen years that I’ve been breathing the now polluted air and the evil society has crippled my thoughts to a quite an extent. Anyway, it’s also shown mercy in the best way it could and here I am writing about it! Mesmerized by this packaging, I tried to open the gift God had dropped for me when I was a ‘chinna thambi’(Small soldier)! To my surprise, it was something like me....someone like me....! Slightly bigger in size(then...She's "hot" now), this mademoiselle was a fair one, with bluish grey eyes and a face and body that spelt certain amount of conviction and poise. Oh...I didn’t tell you when was this right? She knows me since I was 1 day old and I know her exactly from the time she was 1 year 7 months and 29 days old if I’ve got my Math’s right! Ha ha...

The story moves on! As Hindi movies show one real fact, we grew up feeding on each other’s support and friendship! We were not there to sit beside each other when we shed tears or maybe we didn’t share a laugh in person, but some kind of force always kept us bound to each other. A call from her end and my day was made and being Army brats, we could not do much but learn the ‘Art of Separation’! I cannot remember fighting with this female ever! It was quite a picture perfect, rather Bollywood perfect friendship that never saw any downs throughout its course!

I don’t believe in the concept of best friends and but obviously, she wasn’t a friend! She was much beyond that! Someone I knew who was always there for me even when I was wrong, when I was right, when I was in doubt, when I was sad, when I was bad, when I was happy – basically when I was experiencing life! Cells multiplied and we became young and smart women! (If I may have the pleasure of calling ourselves this...LOLZ!) We never saw each other’s face staying in the same city for months and as tables would turn, we had a tiny bump awaiting that hindered our smooth sailing(Lolz...how on earth can a tiny bump be an impediment for the sail boat?...ha ha!)Anyway! The situation was the culprit! As she was a God-sent angel, he’d given us the power to be in telepathic conversation with each other! Many would like to call it “space”, but we just gave each other our share of time to ponder, reconcile and get back! It was a miraculous beginning for the both of us. Stronger than ever before...Just imagine...! The bond that we share (then and even now) doesn’t have a definition in the dictionary...It’s just been in our hearts! You’d know if you’ve a gift like her....!

My Wish: For girls, may you find her in a friend, and for guys, may you find a woman like her.....!

I’m blessed to have known a being like her....She’s not close to perfection, perfection is close to her....You know I love you....(with due respect to my straight orientation...LOLZ)


Love you lady......!

P.S.- Take into serious consideration my MS Paint prowess....Hahahahaha!


Thursday 15 January 2009

What life holds..Thy do not know...

All I can hear is the song Alvida from movie Dasvidaniya and feel quite shattered for whatever reasons today…..Just wish to put across my thoughts with the help of this song…..Just stay around somewhere…A humble request if I can make to whoever reads it…

Para 1:

Jag Soona Soona Thehra Thehra Sa

Radz: {{Paused into oblivion! I don’t like any life around me which I loved, I don’t feel like being myself, just unchain me..Sinking}}

Mera Sapna Apna Gehra Gehra Sa

Radz: {{Dreams always don’t find destiny. They’re still beautiful in their own way. They teach you the art of dreaming for the coming times}}

Jag Soona Soona Thehra Thehra Sa,

Mera Sapna Apna Gehra Gehra Sa * 2

Para 2:
Saare Shahher Ki Jagmag Ke Bhitar Hai Andhera..

Radz: {{The cityscape seems to be staring at you with blinking lights just to make you aware that you have no light of your own and you aren’t able to see yourself in the mirror only because the other light in your life is quite missing.}}

Har Muskaan Ke Peeche Chhupa Hua Gam Ka Chehra

Radz:{{This is quite true for me I suppose! Behind the smile that I flash by default, many tears endure their way down my cheeks. At times, it is so uncontrollable, that I do not even know that I am crying till someone else tells me!}}

Yahi Hai Sach To Har Pal Ko Jeelu Main Jee Bhar Ke

Radz:{{Even after all that happens, you accept and make the most out of what is remaining. The reality of moment is so unacceptable that you go into a cocoon as if you’re never going to return}}

Aur Has Has Ke Ye Keh Du Dukho Ke Patthar Se..

Radz:{{Bidding adieu to something that has gone is always a better option and to brave something grave with smiles is so much the Radz spirit}}

Alvida...Alvida...Alvida...Alvida...

Para 3:

Koi Waqt Ke Aage Haara Haara Sa..

Radz:{{I like to run against time, but finally it declares its victory! You don’t know what to do and what not to do and time hurts and then time itself heals......You weirdo time}}

Koi Pyaar Mein Phirta Maara Maara Sa..

Radz:{{This is too clichéd to explain…my emotions are slightly beyond commenting on this one}}

Para 4:

Dil Ke Rishto Mein Kyun Dard Hamesha Milta Hai

Radz:{{This is so true, exceptions being my Ma and Pa! Declaring my weakness would not be considered to be a good trait of a self-proclaimed writer, but yes I do involve heart more than my mind in any kind of emotional dealing! It’s quite sad!}}

Aur Kyun Kaaton Par Hi Phool Sukho Ka Khilta Hai

Radz:{{The thorn bed of life is the place where you are bound to meet the most genuine hearts in this world. There is always bliss where you expect it to be the least. The most untouched corner of your life comes alive and tells you that you’re treasured…}}

Yahi Hai Sach To Main Is Sach Ko Hi Apnaaungaa..

Radz:{{ Once an optimist, always an optimist}}

Mar Bhi Jaaungaa To Main Pyaar Amar Kar Jaaungaa..

Radz: {{Cannot really comment on this, but yes I do believe if love and life live in coalition, there cannot be a better state of living}}

Alvida...Alvida...Alvida...Alvida...Alvida...Alvida...Alvida...Alvida...

Para 6:

Zindagi Naa Mil Ajnabi Banke

Zindagi Naa Mil Ajnabi Banke

Bandagi Shaamil Har Duaa Ban Ke

Bandagi Shaamil Har Duaa Ban Ke

Radz:{{It’s better to expect the unexpected as Roadies puts it across! The next two lines don’t apply to me…Follow this....}}

No Alvida for me……Kyunki picture abhi baaki hai mere dost…! Ha ha….Fine…I know I am filmy!


Wednesday 7 January 2009

Variety is the spice of life...


Let me just get you a closer look at my girlie things......girlie things of a tomboy you can say!

1.
Oil I do not use! You know how moms’ are so excited to give you a head massage? Just for the racks here!

2. Fragrances:
If you are a signature fragrance lover and do not like to pamper your moodiness with various tastes, skip this pointer!

Scents: Adidas (White)[Handy in Purse], Kenneth Cole[My favourite], Archies Galz[Casual Mood]!
{LaCoste pour femme [Dating Essentials] unfortunately is missing at the moment! I so got over....Ha ha}
Deo demons: Adidas(Pink)[Not my kinds...], Adidas(Pure Energy-Unisex)[Love it], Nike Woman(eXtreme & Fission)[You sure can make a statement with these], Charlie(Urban Energy)[7/10], Playboy Woman(Pink)[The name's so much of a turn on-Ha ha], Esprit Collection Woman[Weird presence], Azzaro Chrome[hot favourite sometimes]...

The cheap duplicate of Tommy Girl serves as my handkerchief perfume most of the times....(For all reading - Do not gift unknown fragrances and even if you do, please keep it original for His sake!)

3. Cosmetics:

Like to play with colored eye pencils.... (Chambor rocks)...Kohl Pencil by Lakme and Lip Glosses by Street Wear and Revlon! Nail polishes are few as I just know how to use a nail-cutter to trim my nails short (Lol!)! Daily moisturizers are Lakme(Strawberry creme) and Garnier. Have some nice eye-shadow sets if someone is ready to teach me the application.....Ha ha....I'm so not a dainty darling and I so hate beauty parlours and beauty therapies!

4. Junk Jewellery:

The humongous (If I may call it!) collection of my junk jewellery must've exceeded around 250 earrings that range from Rs.20 - Rs. 650. I do not know how to keep them organized but I love to collect. Some latest additions are of tribal jewellery and bracelets that I've just started wearing practically for no rhyme or reason. Since the time I've become a trainer, I like to DECORATE myself with additional trinkets. Anyhow, rings and earrings were my favourite and will always be the ones closest to my heart!

5. Silver Jewellery

Something I die for! I've many sterling silver rings with stones, some toe rings, anklets, earrings, stone studded bracelets & silver neck pieces. Gift me silver, and I so get a kick out of it! I told Mamma if she could fill my bridal trousseau with just silver jewellery and nothing else..... (You know what she said....Don't you...SHUT UP RADHU!)

6. Latest diamond addition!
My dad gifted me a diamond ring on January 1st, 2009. Something that will remain dear to me throughout my life! One of the cutest gifts I've got from 'Him'(My dadda) of all!

I DO NOT use powder! Hate it for some reason. If I've got to use for some darn reason, it's always Johnson's Baby Powder! Rose water is something nice when you need to sooth your eyes after writing such weird blogs at 12midnight. Some clutcher clips and head bands are saviours!

Rest in the left corner is a finger puppet, I and one of my closest friends'(Atula) made in 7th Grade, my glittery signature and cute smiley stickers! Next up there would be my photos!

Even after all that cluttering up, I still find a 1 day frail, wrinkled, skinny baby the most beautiful being in the world sans any fake coloring, with decorations like a button nose, tiny hands(literally 1/7th of mine] and a body that fits perfectly in one cuddle.....Muah me...!

Friday 2 January 2009

Train Journeys last year!


I’ve loved travelling by trains from the core of my heart. I love the way they let you fight with others to place your luggage, the way the reading light extension bangs against your head each time you move, the way you’ve to climb Mount Everest to reach the upper berth, the way some loudmouths talk, the way the washrooms stink, the way the blankets are in awful condition, the way the stale food makes way to your tummy….whoops….Have I sounded sarcastic….???

In a serious vein though, the train journey fun is incomparable. You play cards on the small square table, you keep munching whatever you see, you need not switch off your cells, you can read till dawn, parents are generally in a great mood while travelling and most of all, there’s so much life packed in such a small space…..perfect example of “PEACEFUL?” co-existence!

Journey Begins…

No.1 – Pune – Patna


Ha ha ha….The eventful train journey began with bang. The people(Husband and wife) sitting next to us were the “Know-it-all” kinds. Their guru ‘gyan’ started from work, armed forces, pay scales, recession, stock market to marriages, relations, flirting, education, family planning to etc etc etc! With one word uttered by their young one(4 years old probably), the mother would scream saying, “Aye, kitna baat karti hai?”(Aye, How much do you talk?). I pitied the plight of that bacchu(kid)! I’d have been a juvenile jail had my Ma done that…ha ha(Just Joking Ma)! Each word they spoke was clichéd and but obviously, no one tried to see things beyond the obvious…For once, Radz maintained “PIN-DROP SILENCE”.

No.2 – Patna -Delhi

This one was even better. One mother with two little darling daughters! Haughty in head, this female was trying to be a little too self-reliant. The younger kid was seriously down with cold and cough and that was the background music throughout the journey. The train was running three hours behind schedule, owing to a broken fishplate on one of the tracks! This lady had to catch a connecting flight to Shrinagar and her forecast said that she’s going to miss it….Hell! This female spoke the whole night to her husband and others in Delhi to co-ordinate things assuming that she’s already missed the flight. Whole night - “phone ring, jabbering, coughing”…and more, and more of it! I know I sound drastically evil with this one, but it was maddening! Sympathizing with her would be easy, but only first hand experience would tell you what it was like! She was repeating the same darn thing a million times on the phone! God knows how much balance and battery that phone had? Ha ha! Ms. J that I am!

No.3 – Delhi-Patna

This one was the best! THE BEST! A newly-wed couple! I assume as she was wearing the typical Punjabi ‘chudaa’(Traditional Bangles newly weds need to wear). Flashing fluorescent yellow saree with sequin work was the lady’s drape. This time dad and mom were sitting on one side with me occupying the opposite window seat. This couple had to get cozy on the berth where Ma & Pa were sitting. Ha ha ha! (It sure didn’t remind them of their Honeymoon!) That equals to 2 + 2 = 4 people sitting on one berth! Rajdhaani was fun as there is some edible time pass coming your way every moment! The train honeymoon started. This couple was out of the way bold for an “ANTI-PDA(Public Display of Affection) person like me. All the mushy exchanges, lovey-dovey expressions, “Can I touch you there”…(Michael Bolton if I’m not wrong) types was the scene. Mamma and Pappa were just laughing it off sharing some intellectual jokes of their sorts and I just sat imagining so much! You know what right? Ha ha. You see the same all around, but ya, you can take your eyes off limiting yourself from certain distracting visuals…ha ha! But here, it was just so impossible! Idiots! Limit of showing that desperation is at its pinnacle and that overflowing love will just pour out if you don’t cuddle up and do all that they were doing. I would’ve puked! Isn’t there anything royal about being romantic? Ha ha…Rest is upto you people to imagine now….The only respite for me was that these two slept on different berths….LMAO….otherwise you know what! - “Ding Dong….(I love Hum Tum!)

No.4 – Patna – Pune

These days I realized that people don’t like to mingle with each other in trains. I’m this person who always seeks some kind of cultural exchanges but the droopy response is just too disheartening. There was this one family in the compartment - (Wife, 2 daughters and mother-in-law). The daughters were spoilt brats and blabbered in their squeaky and shrill tones non-stop! God pardon me for mocking at things but I’m too helpless! The mother-in-law was suffering from Diabetes so do you get it guys? She made the whole compartment her “OFFICIAL FART ZONE”! Now you know how it was!………Smelly!


Trust me, she’d make the perfect farting DJ in this world…no more on this one…….laughs laughs laughs!